23, Going to School, Love hookah, Music, Love playing Rugby

 

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21 signs you might be Tom Haverford

1. If you in fact, have off the charts swagger.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

2. But you never forget your roots.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

3. Even when you have friends in high places.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

4. You value dairy products.

You value dairy products.

5. Because you are actually a culinary wordsmith.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

6. You integrate pop culture references into everyday life.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

7. You know how to win over the ladies with logic.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

8. Or just have a lot of confidence about doing so.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

9. You know how to work a situation.

You know how to work a situation.

10. But you can call BS faster than anyone.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

11. And you know how to shut it down when it ain’t working.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

12. You see all the haters.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

13. But I bet they don’t know…

But I bet they don't know...

14. You give great advice.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

15. And can count on your friends to help you out when you need it.

And can count on your friends to help you out when you need it.

16. You have mad business aptitude.

You have mad business aptitude.

17. So you rock great style.

So you rock great style.

18. And sometimes dress up to show you’re making ca$h money.

And sometimes dress up to show you're making ca$h money.

19. You even have a sensitive side.

You even have a sensitive side.

20. But most importantly, you know how to do this.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

21. So go on, brush your shoulders off.

22 Signs You Might Be Tom Haverford

22. Because you are Tommy Timberlake.

Because you are Tommy Timberlake.

estateofcait:

stepoffthemap:

I just love how they both look at each other before dancing!

She’s totally like, “oooh girl this my jam” and her twin is like “yea girl mine too!”

estateofcait:

stepoffthemap:

I just love how they both look at each other before dancing!

She’s totally like, “oooh girl this my jam” and her twin is like “yea girl mine too!”

(Source: karmic-redemption)

Running is probably the best thing I’ve done for myself in last 3 weeks

I wanna have a good conversation with someone so lets do this

http://alwaysdigdeep.tumblr.com/ask

“All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. ” - Fight Club

“All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. ” - Fight Club

(Source: killeh)